things my cousin and i decided on the phone last night
- this getting older nonsense is some straight up bullshit.
- xtina definitely has her bitchy moments but we love her for it because she’s straight up. yes, she respects mariah as a songwriter and vocalist, but she doesn’t like that bitch. also, glam should have been the lead from bionic.
- rihanna is a lot like britney, except she’s actually on her shit. bitch saw opportunity and capitalized. squanders nothing.
- what we hate about britney is kinda the same thing we hate about whitney but more so because britney was never that talented to start.
- thinking about katy perry’s record-breaking run with teenage dream makes us want to take a shower.
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